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Rich-Person Activity: Going on Vacation

How you can do it too:

1. Find or purchase a very strong pair of reading glasses.
2. Walk around with the glasses on your face.
3. Rediscover your formerly familiar surroundings! The best part is that reading glasses come in a variety of different strengths, and each one will make your physical environment appear differently from the next. You can even wear two pairs of glasses, one over the other, for an entirely new experience!
4. For an extra touch of authenticity, ask people to speak to you in a foreign accent. If your dream vacation is in outer space, as people to make alien/spaceship sounds.

Cost: $0 if you can find/borrow reading glasses. Often, you can take glasses right off the face of a sleeping vagrant.

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