So this weekend my girlfriend is having all her cousins over for dinner. Me and her are gonna cook, or should I say I’m gonna cook and she will help. I’m kinda excited. I like showing off
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The Kewl Kids
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winkle1701, 
leafer1984, 
sleza, and 2 others are discussing. 
blurr1974 11:42 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
cook naked
fergus30 11:43 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
I made some steak for you all, and to help you with your appetite, HERE IS MY PENIS
blurr1974 11:45 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
you’re hungry already, aren’t ya ferg…?
winkle1701 11:47 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
PUT IT IN THE BUTT
fergus30 11:48 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
YOU FIRST
sleza 11:48 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
this is only good idea if the cooking doesn’t require olive oil or some other ingredients that possibly splashes
winkle1701 11:50 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
No, the oil would just sizzle off Leafer’s smoking body.
winkle1701 11:50 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
And further marinate the deliciousness of his man-meat.
winkle1701 11:50 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
Gives it a good shine too!
sleza 11:52 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
so it only hurts if you’re female? damn
winkle1701 11:52 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
you just need someone to lick the hot oil off you
sleza 11:56 am on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
good point
leafer1984 12:09 pm on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
I said show off, not put all the guys to shame
winkle1701 12:11 pm on March 17, 2011 Permalink | Log in to Reply
why not i say